The entire “Ew.” bit from “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night. Funniest thing ever!
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“Mitt Romney was born on third base and spent his entire life thinking he hit a triple.”
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I’m going to say something really sad. Knowing that there’s still more to come from me – it feels very strange to feel like you’re retiring when you’re 20 years old. But it does feel that way. I’ve spent 10 years making these movies and I just hope that the second part of my life is as incredible as the first half. - Emma Watson
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